Do you have uncontrollable urges towards that fit Mudkip living next door but don’t know how to impress it enough to go on a second date? Well I’ve found just the thing! This Pokémon Cologne is such a wonderful scent that any man, woman* or beast will want you in their bed/tall grass!
It’s available now from Amazon and is in the sale, so you can smell like a cheap whor… erm, Jynx for just £13.55! Click here to buy!
*Disclaimer: Men and Women attracted to the smell are Cosplayers and Furries only.
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