Snail-Chu, I Choose You!

I always wonder how incredible life would be if I were a snail - Eating leaves all day with my house attached to my back... though I can imagine I'd have to change my salt filled diet else I might face severe explosion. Anyway, the one thing putting me off (other than that dastardly salt) is the fact that I couldn't have a Pikachu tattoo unlike I do on my human self; Well now all that has changed, this snail really is the definition of, "Snail of the millennium".



Rumour has it that this snail woke up shocked and disgusted when he saw Jigglypuff vandalizing his shell, bless.